Zestiria part FINALE

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This is the end! Today, I will finish Tales of Edna! Refresh your browser and scroll down to see the latest update of the end of this epic journey!

SPOILERS AHEAD!!

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Prepareth thine ass, Symonne, for thou art about to get RAEP'D. That said, I have to power grind some more. Don't want to have to stop too often just to get more experience. "I'm not hiding anything, I swear!" Proof that Rose isn't closeted. "Please, Edna!" Remove the comma and I'd be delighted to! I've been wanting to say these two things for several days, but I always forgot. Glad I got it off my chest.

"What, baton-twirling?" Such a simple diss yet SUCH A WONDERFUL EDNAGASM Symmone's been successfully RAEP'D. Edna owned her once more and she cried as a bitch while the battle result screen came up. This game owned itself so hard. Proceeding. "feline overseer" NOT AGAAAAAAAIN "You were just waiting for me to pick you up, weren't you?" Didn't picture Edna as someone who picks up guys, you use that line a lot? Mikleo is a BIT too cool with seeing his mother die and being in the remains of his town of birth.

Normally, I'd do a watch the throne joke, but I'm just glad I'm at the final dungeon. So damn close now. Must grind and make my way to the center. I'll never understand or forgive the fact that it costs money to warp. Huge middle finger to the developers, and I hope they fired whoever was responsible for that. GCN would have a field day with this game.

The moral of this story seems to be that pacifism is bad and killing is a-ok. If you're fighting for survival in nature, maybe, but not in a civilised environment. In other words, I kinda call bullshit. This isn't God of war or gta. "So this one used to be a stalker, huh?" Aren't spiders supposed to be shy? Gawds (INNER SEVERA), if grinding was a physical person, I'd be a murderer. Just let me play the game! Is this game seriously thinking I'll play on hard to unlock a higher difficulty, only to play on that to finally unlock an even harder one? Knowing you'll get way less exp for each difficulty? This game is full of shit. Why wasn't the higher difficulties the day 1 DLC instead? It's even more evil in nature. My mind is WAY too dirty for the squeal Edna makes when she takes damage. More Ednagasms for me, so I don't complain. Gigaton smash kinda sucks, but when it does work, you're the manliest thing in existence. Aside from that I Ednagasm so hard I screamOH MY SHIT THE JAILBAIT WILL READ THIS ONE DAY I'M SO DEAD MY POOR PENIS

btw, black panther, really? Why not call the spectres klanswomen while you're at it?

A lot of artes look similar to classic ones in the series but have a different name. Final embrace might as well have been Absolute, and Violet storm is pretty much Arrividerci. Honestly don't mind too much, but it's still an observation. Thought Cless/Cress was generic? Sorey takes the cake. Guess they were too afraid to name him Sogey. Not a bad character by any means, but not deep or complex. Strange that there's no next-gen remake of Tales of phantasia. "I'm gonna charge admission if you watch." Then Mikleo stared at Rose's boobs while she wasn't watching. Guess no one's THAT gay. Good for him she's bi. At best. As a figure of speech. "Criticize THIS you jerks!" ur geim sxu

How the heck is a bubble supposed to make you invisible? Someone's bound to notice something so big, doncha think? "My clothes got dirty." It's like Edna knows she has the best non-armatized mystic arte in the game. OH MY GOD THAT SKIT ABOUT MARRON GLACÉS SHE BOTH BLUSHED AND DISSED WHY CAN'T I STOP CUMMING EDNAAAAAAAAAA

Arrived at the center. "Too far." NOT AGGGGGGAAAAIN WHO AM I KIDDING I'M IN HEAVEN "I swear, you're the corniest guy alive" I've been saying that since part 1.

Final showdown with Heldalf. What were the conditions? Did Sorey and his friends create everlasting peace? How was Heldalf saved? Play the game and find out yourself. All that's left is completing side quests and the DLC chapter. However, I will not chronicle any of it on deviantart.

THE END

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This game is ok. It's lacking in plot and gameplay, but it has good character interaction and great humor. Can't say I recommend it. It suffers from being unremarkable. Everything this game does right, other has already perfected. However, it is a fun experience all things considered. Even a flawed game can have strong points. If you're curious, check it out. Just don't expect to be blown away. Extra plus for introducing me to one of my new top favorite characters of all time, and huge minus for the atrocious usage of DLC. All in all, 6/10.

I had fun doing this experiment once again of deviantart, but I will not do it again for Tales of berseria.

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